What nationality would you be if you had the choice?

I think I'd be French. Anything but British, really, what a dull culture to come from. Oh apart from the States of course, the only time I admit to being British abroad is if somebody thinks I'm American, then I put them straight. I think I'd be French, yes, they are quite cool in a rude sort of way and still smoke a lot and do food very well and say 'sod you' to the rest of the world a lot of the time and generally don't give a sh*t and live life quite philosophically, also French literature, film, art is generally quite interesting. They are quite a y nation I think generally. Yes, generalising of course. What else can you do with a question like this. And your choice????